I have a friend named Lizzie
Her schedule is always so busy
She's always running around
Like she's on a merry-go-round
It's enough to get anyone dizzy
Spoke to Lizzie the other day
Said 'Haven't seen you since the middle of May'
Let's meet for lunch
Would enjoy that a bunch
Lizzie said she was free, hooray!
I must be a stupid guy
When we finished talking, said 'See ya Lizzie, bye'
She said 'Dumb you must be
Just told you I was free
Why'd you say 'See I'm Lizzie, buy??'