Ken, he roast her? She roast him

I have a cousin named Ken

Who says 'I miss the old days when

You could call women 'chicks'

Today, you'd get in a fix

Wish those days could return again'

 

Ken's been dating a gal named Kate

With her, has a desire to mate

He says 'Omg

She's a 38D

Wanna do it with her, I can't wait!'

 

Not that Ken hasn't tried

Up to now, his desire's been denied

Kate's mad, what he calls her gets her sickened 

Why would you cross the 'chick', Ken?

You'll never get to the 'udder' side!

 

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