I have a cousin named Ken
Who says 'I miss the old days when
You could call women 'chicks'
Today, you'd get in a fix
Wish those days could return again'
Ken's been dating a gal named Kate
With her, has a desire to mate
He says 'Omg
She's a 38D
Wanna do it with her, I can't wait!'
Not that Ken hasn't tried
Up to now, his desire's been denied
Kate's mad, what he calls her gets her sickened
Why would you cross the 'chick', Ken?
You'll never get to the 'udder' side!