There once was a gal named Sabrina
Who worked for the local dry cleaner
Used to be in customer service
But that job made her nervous
Hoped in this job she'd be serener
Sabrina would give you the word
Was the company of females she preferred
Her girlfriend was Bea
In school voted most likely to be
A librarian, Bea was kind of a nerd
Every night they'd fight about any girl
Who'd wear their hair in a curl
Bea liked it straight
A style Sabrina would hate
At Bea, the insults she'd hurl!
Did Bea ever say 'Sabrina, you're outta line
The way you speak to me is not fine!'
No, Bea was too gentle
She'd say 'I know she is mental
I'll get her back, I'll cast pearls before swine'