Ladies and gentlemen, I am no crank
I am the victim of a terrible prank
When I realized it, my poor heart, it sank
Did someone hack into my account at the bank?
I am a page that's been intentionally left blank
Wouldn't be upset, accidents happen, that's conventional
These bastards knew what they did, it was intentional!
I am so angry, I'm feeling such rage
Whoever did this should be put in a cage
Paraded around on the national stage
An example of the depravity of our age
Intentionally left blank, people, this is the page!
https://russmurray.medium.com/this-page-677a971d2e40