There was an ophthalmologist named Ty
Had a patient, with whom he didn't see eye to eye
Who told him 'You do a procedure
Which I don't feel I need, you're
Wasting my time, I'm a very important guy'
Doctor Ty said 'Mr VIP guy, listen
You think you know, but there's lots you're missin'
After your eyes I dilate
You just have to wait
If I save you from blindness, my ass you'll be kissin''