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Rex is on the spectrum, I suspect
There once was a man named Rex
Who moved to an apartment complex
That catered to singles
Looking to mingle
Rex liked it till they did something he strongly objects
One day, Rex bumped into the complex manager Joe
Who said 'I want to let you know
The exterminator will be here Saturday
It's a free service, you don't have to pay
If you're having a problem with insects, please say so'
Rex, his elevator didn't go all the way to the top
He said 'A terrible idea! It must stop!
If the exterminator gets rid of the insects
No more in-sex? I'm left with out-sex?
This sounds illegal, I'm calling a cop!'
