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There once was a farmer named Mike
Raised livestock that people would like
Whether it was a goat, pig or cow
Did people love it? And how!
Word got around, sales started to spike
One day Mike's goat Dan fell on the floor
The vet said 'Dan's old, can't walk anymore'
Mike was really trying
Trying to keep from crying
'Old Dan's been with me since 2004'
For a week, Mike couldn't sleep, laid awake
A tough decision he had to make
He loved Dan so much, omg
But he wanted to end his misery
Mike kill poor Dan, the goat, a step he had to take
Just got a text from my pal Ray
A big fan of the NBA
Says 'With you I must disagree
You say 'poor Dan', get rid of the p
Replace p with j, damn right! Have a good day'
