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Westchester for dummies
The first thing I'd like to state
I'm a resident of New York State
No, not the President
I'm only a resident
But if I was, things would be pretty great
I'd hire me a court jester
He'd have to live in Westchester
He'd go undercover
To find me a lover
Or at least one who'd let me molest her
In Westchester the women are pretty
But when you get down to the nitty gritty
Don't care if they're your daughter
They must live within the border
Of any of the following cities
A gal who's from Yonkers
Would drive me bonkers
A gal like that I'd adore
It's like I've been through a war
And she is the spoils of my conquer
I'd be happy, never complain
If my gal was from White Plains
The best part about them
Why you can't live without them
You can stray, they'd never ask you to explain
Any gal from New Rochelle
I would treat very well
Unless I was told
'Your gal? She looks old'
Who wants an Old Rochelle? Old Rochelle go to hell!
If you're a gal from Mt Vernon
You're the kind of gal I've been yearnin'
Hardly any I see
In Westchester County
Who prefer to mount Vernon over me, I'm learnin'
Are you a gal who resides in Peekskill?
And mounting Vernon is a thrill you seek, still?
To you I won't speak
I'm in a fit of pique
Omg, if only piques could kill
Finally, we come to Rye
All the women are hot here, hot as l
I call up my amigo
And to Rye there we go
I can fetch her, you can catch her, in the Rye
That's the County of Westchester complete
No, it's not the word on the street
That word I don't know
I won't worry about it, though
Westchester County, it can't be beat!
