Headline in the N.Y. Times today:
'Our 15 Favorite Looks at the 2026 Met Gala'
Naomi Osaka
Not off her rocker
Teyana Taylor
How much retail, huh
Chase Infiniti
Such femininity
Troye Sivan
Left the TV on
Babyface
None can replace
Beyoncé
Rules the day
Gracie Abrams
Here she, hey, comes
Zoë Kravitz
Gotta have its
Alexi Ashe
A sexy Ashe
Glenn Martens
Glenn know whens
Eileen Gu
Never seen, who are you
Alexa Chung
Likes well hung
Tory Burch
Go to church
Adwoa Aboah
Whoa uh, get to know her
Tessa Thompson
A night of pomp, son