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I'm just an ordinary fella 

As far as I can tell, uh

It was an oversight 

Did not get my invite 

To the Met Gala tomorrow night 

Can someone check with Anna Wintour?

I'd like to make absolutely sure

It didn't get lost in the mail

I checked with the Post Office to no avail 

I already made my donation of $75K

It shouldn't have to be this way 

This wouldn't happen to Beyoncé 

Please correct this right away!

https://parade.com/entertainment/met-gala-2026