He couldn’t make an exception?

I knew a man, an illegal alien

Who was raised as a Rastafarian 

But he said 'I cannot

Don't like smoking pot'

So he became an Episcopalian 

 

Had a crush on a gal Marian

Who happened to be a librarian

He said 'They say no one's sweeter

Nobody can beat her

But can't 'meat' her, I'm a vegetarian'

 

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