He was so not invited

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Teytonon

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The White House guest list didn't include

The name of the crazy dude

Who hates Trump and tried to kill him

When he found out, the news didn't thrill him

He said 'That's still no reason to be so rude'

The name of Trump's would-be assassin

Cole Tomas Allen, I'll mention in passin'

What will his future bring?

Listen, Cole, here's the thing

It's a sling you will find your ass in