President Trump, if this is true, oh man
Reports of an affair with a gal Terri Ann
They had a big fight, er..
Did Trump really bite her?
Thought he gave it up. Trump, Pres byt Terri Ann?
I checked with Marian the librarian
She said the story was broke by a Bulgarian
President Trump isn't Presbyterian
It was a scam started by a Nigerian
So what's Trump? He's a Totalitarian!