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There’s concrete evidence to support my opinion
Did you hear what happened to Walt?
He was in the mood for a chocolate malt
In front of the malt store, on the sidewalk he slipped
Fell on his face, a few of his teeth he chipped
Walt's suing, he claims it's the malt store's fault
To me, it's clear who's at fault, don't you see?
It's not the stores fault why he slipped, nosiree
When I say who's at fault, you'll think I'm demented
If you know me, you know, if I said it, I meant it
The sidewalk's to blame, it's asphalt! You agree?
