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Piracy is a crime, you know
A fight broke out on a pirate ship
The pirate who started it split anothers lip
Was told 'You broke the pirate rule
You're getting your just desserts, you fool
40 lashes from the whip!'
The pirate thought his punishment, he could be stopping
He said 'I'm guilty, in return for this plea I'm copping
I'll still get my just desserts
But no 40 lashes, that whip really hurts
Replace it with Cool Whip, my favorite dessert topping!'
