Late nite changes at CBS

Did you hear the news about Stephen Colbert?

I heard CBS cancelled his show.

Yes, his last show is May 21st.

Where'd you hear this?

The Times wrote a story about it.

Did they say who's replacing him?

Byron Allen.

Ok, but who's replacing Stephen Colbert?

I just told you. Byron Allen.

I'm not asking who wrote the story.

Ok, it's by Ron Allen. Fine.

I'd like to know, who's replacing Colbert!?

Byron Allen! I keep telling you!

Byron Allen! That's his name!

Oh.

Who's Byron Allen?

He's one of the top producers in Hollywood.

He's not personally replacing Colbert.

Two of his syndicated shows are.

I read about him.

He's worth over a billion dollars.

Wow.

You know what his real name is?

No, what?

Byron Allen Folks.

Who are you talking to?

What do you mean 'Who am I talking to?'

What folks? I'm the only folks here.

No! That's his name! Byron Allen Folks!

Oh.

Are we good now?

Not as good as him, he's good.

Who's good?

Good Byron Allen Folks!

Is that all?

That's all Folks!

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