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Have a friend who lives up in Boston, Mass

His wife is a lady, a woman of class

So nice, so kindhearted 

If she ever farted

She'd apologize for the gas from her ass

Another friend, his wife, an IQ test, couldn't pass

She wanted to go to church, attend Easter Mass

Said 'I can't make it Sunday

Can I go on Monday?'

You could say she's a real dumbass