I know a man, his name is Stan
He is a very pompous man
Always thinks he is on top
His pomposity I wished to stop
So I came up with a brilliant plan
I said 'Stan, you're such a brilliant man
Know the word 'brilliant? 'Of course!' said Stan
If that's true, didn't you blunder?
How can you understand anything? I wonder
You're on top, you should be under to understand, man'