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Which is better Tex? Al ask a
Ask Google what's the most vast state
AI will give you an answer Texans hate
In Texas, Alaska is so hated
I'm surprised it's not devastated
If it were, Texas would be feeling great!
Not being as vast as Alaska is a fact Texas can handle
In one area, compared to Texas, Alaska can't hold a candle
Inform every tour guide
Shout it out with pride
'Alaska don't got it, we got the Texas panhandle!'
