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Many couldn’t spell, they could smell
In the Old West there lived a schoolmarm
None of the men there, was able to charm
The reason, scholars think
Is because her armpits, they'd stink
She never used deodorant under her arm
She was the one not using deodorant took a toll on
I recently saw an online poll on
The brand most would use
Here's the breaking news
The brand most would choose was Ban roll-on
