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Spoke to Ben? How’s he been?
Ben, a young man from Orlando
Resembles a young Marlon Brando
When he goes anywhere
Doesn't wear underwear
Ben prefers to 'go commando'
Ben can make but can't keep any friends
The reason why he strongly defends
He'll say 'They'll all ask 'Am I straight, bi, or gay?
It's none of your business!' I say
That's the reason every friendship ends'
