Saw a pic of Ricky Martin, looks great for his age
For years I've had a theory, he's filled with repressed rage
I'm not a shrink, but I believe it to be true
Interested what I think? I'll be happy to tell you
Ricky Martin rose to fame in the boy band Menudo
Look at that word closely, Men u do?? Me nud o??
'Hey Ricky, like being in Men u do?" A typical question heard
Could this have anything to do with which sex he preferred?
I have another piece of the puzzle to prove my claim
If you know me, I always return to the name
What do you think when you see this, head spin?
Scramble RICKY MARTIN = K..CRY! I RAM IT'N!