Do you remember Gloria Swanson?
A star from a time that is gone, son
She had one regret
Which she'd always forget
Couldn't recall meeting Lyndon Baines Johnson
A different Gloria, a native New Yorker
Once dated comedian Jimmie Walker
She said 'You promised, me you'd excite
In bed, said you're Dyn-o-mite!
You can talk the talk, but you need a walker'