Peter Chatsky, a wealthy tech exec
Wanted to win a Congressional seat
Peter thought 'Hey, wait a sec
I'm so wealthy, I can't be beat'
Today, Chatsky's not as sure he'll win the race
These are the facts he has to face
To understand why, take a look
At some comments he posted on Facebook
Peter Chatsky must've been feeling pretty naughty
Some of his comments are pretty bawdy
I found those comments hard to read, without a doubt
Hard for Peter? I'm sure he was, until he petered out
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/19/nyregion/peter-chatzky-facebook-posts.html