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There once was a ho named Patti

Who resided in Cincinnati 

Everyone who'd she know

When they'd greet her, say 'Oh hi ho!'

It would drive Patti totally batty 

Patti had a frequent client named Rick

Who asked her to do something dirty and quick 

She said 'I got that down pat

But you must wait for that'

Wait for what? Today! It's St Patrick!