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You talkin’ to him?
There's a man Bob who comes from Encino
Works as a bartender in Reno
Bob says 'A man came in the bar
I said 'I know who you are
You're my favorite actor Al Pacino!'
He said 'Gimme an iced cappuccino
Sorry, I ain't Al Pacino
Do know him, though
He's a nice guy, you know
We both hang out in the Casino'
Bob says 'I knew him from someplace
Could he be what's-his-face?
Wonder if he could prove he
Is that guy in that movie
Where he played a guy named Ace'
'Tried hittin' him with questions, was battin' zero
Figured I'd just ask him 'You Robert De Niro?'
He said 'I ain't De Niro or Al Pacino
Never appeared on the silver screen, no
You got food here? Gimme a meatball hero!'
