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Happy Birthday Al - born 3/14
There once lived a man named Al
Before Al's life was through
He came up with a theory
As only Al could do
What Al theorized
Shouldn't come as a surprise
When your family comes to visit
You're thinking 'Is it time for them to leave, is it?'
Related to your father, your second cousin Yetta
The farther you get away from Yetta, the better
And as far as anyone related to your mother?
You can't stand being with any of them, oh brother!
Al, he figured it all out
Knew what he was talking about
He said 'Being with your relatives can be a disaster
When will they leave? Whatever time that is, you wish it get here faster'
Al's theory of relativity is one that's not discussed normally
With Al that was perfectly fine
I shouldn't call him Al, should address him more formally
It was fine with Albert Einstein
