My pal Sal tells me he can't relate
To these hot gals he takes out on a date
He says they're so boring
That he ends up snoring
Told him 'Call my sis Yetta, she's not boring, she's great!
Saw my pal Sal, has he called Yetta?
Hope it's something he doesn't regret, huh?
It was certainly not my intention
Something I neglected to mention
Yetta's not hot, looks like an Irish Setter