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I know an elderly lady named Helen

Who lately's been doin' much yellin'

Why is she screamin'?

Says 'I must be dreamin'

Who left the White House door open 

And let this dumbbell in?'

Have a question for Helen, scared to ask it

Afraid she might blow a gasket

She's seen 'em come, seen 'em go 

As far as Presidents go

Does she think we're goin' to Helen a handbasket?

Her answer? 'Years ago I did support him

If I had the chance now, I'd deport him

For this man have such scorn

If I knew him before he was born 

I'd encourage his Mom to abort him!'