Shades of Grey Mother Goose plus

Mary Mary, quite contrary 

How does your garden grow?

'I'd say ask my gardener Jose

But he was deported today

How the hell do I know?'

 

Little Bo Peep, she cannot sleep

She's subject to a fine, uh

She employed a maid

Didn't report what she was paid 

Came here illegally from China

 

Peter Peter, fussy eater

Liked his food served in a pita

His wife Rosalita, said 'Hell

I serve food in a taco shell

It's ok if it's in a fajita?'

 

There was a young gal named Alisha

Who came here illegally from Tunisia

When ICE found out

They began to shout 

'Let's knock her out without anesthesia'

 

There was a young man from Liberia

Whose disposition couldn't be cheerier 

Was here legally, so what?

Did ICE think so? No, did not

'Must deport him, a person inferior'

 

 

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