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Going to the dogs
There once was an ugly old spinster
It took time, but her family convinced her
Why every man would leave her
Her face resembled a golden retriever
Why not enter the Dog Show Westminster?
At first, she said 'I don't know'
But after much thought, decided to go
It was a shocker!
Watch it on TikTok, er..
The spinster won Best in Show!
