What do you know, Maduro? Not sure, oh

There once was a man named Maduro

Who was enjoying a freshly baked churro 

He was so enraptured 

Didn't notice he was being captured 

Now being investigated by a federal bureau 

 

Since Maduro's been evicted from Venezuela

As a leader, will be considered a failure 

If it's any consolation 

For being thrown out of his nation

Compared to Trump, has bigger genitalia 

 

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/01/03/world/americas/maduro-capture-venezuela-strikes-maps.html

 

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