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I have a few problems with which I grapple 

I now have another, thanks to Apple

Rarely exercise, should kick it up a notch 

My wife agrees, bought me a new Apple Watch

She says that I do too much talking 

I should shut up and do some walking 

I used to have a lot of pep

With my Apple Watch I could watch my step 

For me, it was a big step taken 

But soon enough, my heart was breakin'

To celebrate, had too much Scotch

Fell down the stairs and broke my Watch

To the ER I had to shlep

The Doc said 'Better watch your step'

Thought I could kick my life up a notch

Now my behind is sore, no more Apple Watch!