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Two Kings, Pat and Mike
There once was a King named Pat
Whose subjects thought he was too fat
Pat said 'On my throne they see I'm sinking
I know what they're thinking
They want a thin King? I'm not that!'
Mike was a King who loved hiking
Had a crush on his personal trainer who resembled a Viking
But act on it, King Mike never did
Kept his sexual preference well hid
Knew his subjects were ok with hiking, not with uh..bi King
