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Like the Hall of Fame, he should get in first try
There was a young man named Peter
Who had a girlfriend named Rita
They'd spend evenings at a bar
Peter would play his guitar
While Rita sipped on a margarita
One evening Peter caught Rita
Kissing another, said 'You cheater!'
Rita said 'Glad I kissed him
I couldn't resist him
He's Hall of Fame shortstop Derek Jeter!'
Derek said 'Toward you I have no animus
I'm trying to be magnanimous
Peter, it's easy to see
She doesn't want you, she wants me
Why not agree? Make it unanimous!'
