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Have you seen this man?
See him lurking around?
Do not say 'Hi'
Should notify the FBI
Santa wants to pull your pants down
Comes in through the roof
He has some nerve
Tell you the truth
Santa's a perv
Yes, he wants to pull your pants down
He likes you when you're sleeping
And younger than sixteen
He learned how to do peeping
From his friend Jeffrey Epstein
If he's ofF his meds
He's one scary guy
Better do what he says
Or you just might die
Santa wants to pull your pants down
