She drives me absolutely mad
Yet I'm so glad she's in my life
I'd cut her head off with a knife
But if I decapitate her
I would incapacitate her
Don't want to do that
I'll bash her head in with a bat
But murder is against the law
Even where she lives, I'm pretty sure
What am I to do with her?
The only thing that will occur
Is I will love her twice as much
Because she brings such
Happiness to my existence
I can't put up any resistance
Every day, she gives me a thrill
Every day, her I want to kill
My precious darling, let me say
Wouldn't want it any other way