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Show er some love
There once was a gal named Monique
Who I'd say was quite unique
She'd only take showers
During the following hours
6-7 am and at most, once a week
In the summer when it got very hot
Would Monique change her ways? She would not
Her co-workers would shriek
'Damn Monique, you sure reek!
We gotta move to another spot!'
It was discovered Monique had a fear
Where and how it began became clear
She was only a kid
When something her brother did
Caused her to start acting so queer
One morning she was in the bathroom pissing
Her brother banged on the door, his voice hissing
'Sis, you made an awful mistake!
When Pop asked ''Did a shower you take?'
You said 'Yes', shoulda said 'Why, is one missing??'
