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Handsome Les
There once was a young man named Les
Very handsome, he'd dress to impress
By all the ladies adored
With them he easily scored
No one enjoyed life more than Handsome Les
Handsome Les worked on a factory floor
One morning, on his way to work, saw
A young gal named Bess
Wearing a low-cut dress
He knew he had to have her for sure
Handsome Les asked Bess out, she said yes
Their relationship started to progress
One thing Bess couldn't understand
If she was in need, lent her his hand
Bess wanted more than your hand, Handsome Les
Bess and Handsome Les knew
Their love life was making them blue
Les wanted it no less than Bess
Bess wanted it much more than Les
They broke up, the only thing they could do
With no Bess, Handsome Les, feeling insecure
Made a mistake on the factory floor
Touched an electrified gate
Both hands, they'd amputate
Now Handsome Les ain't feeling nothing no more
