There's a man I know whose name is Roy
Who I've known since he was a boy
Now grown into a man
Can he help? Yes, he can
A good guy whose company you'd enjoy
There's a man I know whose name is Lloyd
A man who you'd want to avoid
He thinks he's so smart
Has no brains and no heart
The more you know him, the more you're annoyed
Roy used to work in a place
If a problem, he needed to face
Would attempt, no insulting
With a team, be consulting
Tried his best, the problem to erase
Roy left that job, replaced by Lloyd
Who declared anything Roy did null and void
While Roy respected tradition
Lloyd favored sedition
Long-held principles he wanted destroyed
Lloyd's not aware he's a tool
To be used by those who seek one-man rule
Must accept now we live in a land
Where we as a people demand
Our leader be, like Lloyd, a damn fool