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There once was a man named Mort

A life of crime was what Mort had sought 

Some problems had arisen

Now Mort is in prison 

Mort says 'Would've preferred I not get caught'

Mort is a man of strong passion 

Has a very strong interest in fashion

Mort says 'If I were a guard 

I'd dress more avant-garde

What they're wearing, it turns my face ashen'