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Bob and Neil
I know a house painter named Bob
Each time he completes a job
Will be feeling so great
Feels he must celebrate
By eating some corn on the cob
Bob has a partner named Neil
Whose true feelings he doesn't conceal
He says to Bob
'Instead of corn on the cob
I prefer to have some oatmeal'
Bob and Neil, each day they'll fight
Some fights don't stop till the night
Each will strongly disagree
With the other, can't they see?
Can it be that they both are right?
This is what I would suggest
Bob and Neil, give it a rest
Come on, you guys
Gotta compromise
Corn on the cob and oatmeal? Both the best!
