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The story of Wade and Jade
There was a young man named Wade
Whose frustration he often displayed
He said 'I'm a nice enough guy
What's the problem? Like to know why
I have such a hard time getting laid!'
There was an illegal immigrant from China named Jade
Worked as a hooker, but was poorly paid
Said 'Life in the U.S. is hard
Have no green card, so most jobs I'm barred
Can't stay here unless I get aid'
The story of Wade and Jade
Both of them very dismayed
If only Wade could pay Jade
She could help him get laid
They'd both have it made in the shade!
