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I went and got a haircut 

My hair the barber snips

I think my barber thinks he's all that

And a bag of chips

I have a leaky faucet 

It drips and drips and drips

The plumber said my faucet thinks it's all that

And a bag of chips

I love old school R&B

Like Gladys Knight & the Pips

Wonder if Gladys Knight thinks she's all that

And a bag of chips?

If I ever met Gladys Knight

I'd like to kiss her on the lips

But I'm too shy to look her directly in the eye

It would be like looking at an eclipse

I would ask Gladys, do you think

You're all that and a bag of chips?

Hey Gladys, where you going?

Looks like Gladys skips

Oh, here she is

Uh oh, looks like Gladys flips

What's that you have in your hands?

Oww! Stop it Gladys! Oww! Gladys whips!

If you want to avoid several E.R. trips

Take my advice, one of my best tips

If you meet a celebrity, never ask them this 

Do you think you're all that and a bag of chips?