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There once was a gal named Grace

Who needed her own personal space

She had a lot on her plate

Needed to contemplate 

How to solve the financial problems she'd face

Grace felt there was nothing seedier

Than to air your problems on social media 

Didn't want to get personal

But her problems got worse until

She had to, she couldn't be needier

Grace tried Facebook and Instagram

But she found no one gave a damn

She even tried Twitter

But came away bitter 

Said 'Can't find anyone who cares how I am'

Then one day Grace had a revelation 

'Men love to watch masturbation!'

In her bedroom she set up a cam

Kicked it up a notch and Bam!

'Amazing Grace' hottest online star in the nation!

Grace now enjoys the money she's making

As she says 'It's all there for the taking

It's not that big a deal

Men think what I'm doing is real

They'd be bumming, you know I ain't cuming, just faking'