He doesn’t rue a thing

There once was a man named Paul

Who used to sit in the corner and bawl

One day Paul said ''l'll stop the boo hoo'

Changed his name, added Ru

Question: Does he use the urinal or the stall?

 

Ru Paul liked to watch cars as they race

It would put a big smile on his face

Then what happened, you know

He decided the cars raced too slow

Said 'This race is a drag, would rather be some other place'

 

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