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More of the one and only Marge
Marge would meet all her clients by the barge, see?
But one day, the barge left, went out to sea
This caused her great disappointment
Any client who had an appointment
Couldn't find where Marge could be
To Marge, this was very depressin'
It was a problem that needed addressin'
Marge couldn't face the fact
The barge wasn't comin' back
Is there such a thing as post-barge depression?
Marge knew she was thru with f****n'
She tried other careers, which she had no luck in
She decided the career she wanted to strive for
She decided to become a truck driver
Today, you'll find Marge, now older and larger, truckin'
If you're hitchhikin', and a burly truck driver passes by
There's a good chance it's Marge, um Large Marge, could you die?
She'll say 'Need a lift? Hop in'
Don't reply 'Thanks for stoppin'
Just say 'I know you are, what am I?'
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