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Jack and Jill, revisited
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jill started retching, no warning
She was late, Jack was mourning
Eight months later, out came their baby daughter
The moral of Jack and Jill
Neither should've gone up the hill
Both should've stayed off
Jack should've jacked off
And Jill? Jill should've stayed on the Pill
