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There once was a woman named Yetta 

If you knew her, you wouldn't forget her

Raised an Orthodox Jew

She was married to Stu

Though she felt she could do much better 

Yetta would tell Stu each day

'I'm sorry to feel this way 

If you love me

I hope you'll agree

From you need to get away'

Stu said 'Yetta I don't understand 

You're telling me, me you can't stand?

What's wrong with you?

What can I do?

From you an answer I demand!'

Yetta said 'Stu, you're too bossy

Leaving you would not a great loss be

Wish we'd never met

I demand a get*

That's right, I want a divorce, see!'

Do you think Stu would let her

Let Yetta get a get? No, not yet, uh

Could not get a get till

Must come from his free will

Which he has yet to give Yetta

Have I yet to confuse you?

A get is confusing to Jews. Do

Get or not get?

I always forget

If I for get, can I be against get too?

*https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_(divorce_document)