This is heavy, Flo

Worried about my friend Flo

Sounds like she's losing it, you know?

Told me 'My boyfriend Rob

Wants from me a blow job 

He's bald! What you want me to blow, bro?'

 

'A similar thing happened with my last boyfriend Eddie

For a while, things were good, were going steady

Then, one night in bed

He said 'Flo, give me head'

Told him 'Why Eddie? See you have one already!'

 

'When they heard my words, both hit the ceiling

There must be something from me they're concealing

Both said my body turns them on

Said they don't want no more on

The less on, I've learned, more appealing!'

 

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